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Post by Black Star Shenron on Mar 3, 2010 8:27:10 GMT -5
This planet is covered in a hell of a lot of flowers, and the aliens living here are always mad happy.
The reason for this excessive happiness is that the flowers give off a narcotic powder in to the air, which causes intense euphoria and the desire to love everyone and everything. Similar to ecstasy, but, unlike ecstasy, this comes seemingly without any drawbacks.
However, a few hours after leaving this planet, MAJOR withdrawal symptoms will kick in... and they'll strike like a lead hammer to the gut.
Did I mention you'll throw up when these symptoms start?
Anyways, after the initial vomiting, any character who has been here and left will suffer from serious depression for about 1 week (real life time). This depression will lead to chronic baww'ing (crying), desires of self-mutilation, and an intense desire to kill oneself whenever a quick and simple way to do so presents itself.
Though many may be able to survive without suicide, it's a tough journey.
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Post by Reiji on Mar 11, 2010 0:03:06 GMT -5
Reiji would bring the Ship into the Planets atmosphere. Reiji looked out the window to see the planet covered in flowers. "Wow that is alot of Flowers."
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Post by Black Star Shenron on Mar 11, 2010 0:06:35 GMT -5
YOU FAILED!
Make it to the second page and you can realize that the signal is coming from another planet further away... and you landed too soon...
You may not want to leave, though... you'll be buzzing so much this place will be paradise!
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Post by Ace on Mar 11, 2010 0:10:26 GMT -5
Ace looked out of a window and shook his head. "Flowers... It had to be flowers, didn't it?" he mumbled. "Man, I hate flowers..."
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Post by Reiji on Mar 11, 2010 0:11:51 GMT -5
Reiji successfully completed the landing of the ship. He got out of the chair and turned to ace, "Why's that?"
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Post by Ace on Mar 11, 2010 0:17:18 GMT -5
"Well..." Ace said, scratching the back of his head. "When I was young...I fell into a patch of poisonous flowers in my mom's garden..." He laughed slightly.
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Post by Reiji on Mar 11, 2010 0:20:43 GMT -5
"Ouch. Well lets go check out this planet." Reiji said as he opened the hatch. A tremendous Blast of the Happy Flower Air filled the Ship almost instantly.
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Post by Ace on Mar 11, 2010 0:32:40 GMT -5
Ace nodded. "Yeah, let's go and get this...over..." Ace stumbled over his words as Reiji opened the door, catching a whiff of the air. "Whoo...man, that's...strong...air..."
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Post by Reiji on Mar 11, 2010 0:34:21 GMT -5
Reiji took a sniff of the air. "Woah dude, this air is really wow...." He said exiting the ship to find a few people nearby.
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Post by Ace on Mar 11, 2010 0:38:16 GMT -5
Ace stepped out of the ship, taking a deep breath of air. "This is just... Wow...it's... Whoa..." He shook his head. "Fantastic..."
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Post by Reiji on Mar 11, 2010 0:40:08 GMT -5
"Yea this place really is pretty good here. It's really pretty too. Look at all these flowers." Reiji said walking then over to one of the aliens.
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Post by Ace on Mar 11, 2010 0:43:01 GMT -5
Ace smiled, folding his arms behind his head. "Yeah...got that right..." he said. Wait...didn't you just say you hated flowers? Make up your mind!
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Post by Reiji on Mar 11, 2010 0:44:21 GMT -5
Reiji decided to talk to the alien. "Excuse me Mr. Could you tell me if you've seen an ornage ball with Black Stars on it? About this big?"
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Post by Ace on Mar 11, 2010 0:48:13 GMT -5
Ace chuckled at something, shaking his head, following Reiji over to the alien he was talking to. "Heh..." Orange ball... he mentally laughed.
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Post by Reiji on Mar 11, 2010 0:49:18 GMT -5
The guy looked up to see Reiji. "Oh hello there mr. Big and Strong man. I ain't never seen no Orange Ball, but i could ask around for you."
"Thank you oh so very much!"
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Post by Ace on Mar 11, 2010 0:55:35 GMT -5
Ace slapped his knee for no apparent reason, but did nothing more except look around. "This planet is funny..." he suddenly said. "And yes, please do ask around, if you can!" he added onto Reiji's statement.
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Post by Reiji on Mar 11, 2010 0:56:45 GMT -5
Reiji would turn around and turn to ace. "So Ace, i herd u lik mudkipz." Reiji would break out laughing.
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Post by Ace on Mar 11, 2010 0:59:27 GMT -5
Ace laughed at that, then pointed at Reiji with one finger, a serious look on his face. "Y'know, Reiji... In Soviet Russia, Mudkipz liek you." He held his straight expression for as long as he could...but it was inevitable. He soon almost fell over laughing.
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Post by Reiji on Mar 11, 2010 1:00:28 GMT -5
Reiji was having trouble not laughing now. "In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia's you!"
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Post by Ace on Mar 11, 2010 1:05:05 GMT -5
Ace fell to one knee at that, laughing. "Jeeze..." he wheezed. "Soviet Russia... is...Soviet Russia..." he said, making no sense. "But Soviet America is not Russia..."
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Post by Reiji on Mar 11, 2010 1:05:57 GMT -5
Reiji's jaw was starting to hurt from smiling so much. "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like"
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Post by Ace on Mar 11, 2010 1:12:54 GMT -5
Even though what Reiji said made no sense to Ace, he couldn't help but grin at it. "Y'know... There is no problem that cannot be made worse by fire..."
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Post by Reiji on Mar 11, 2010 1:13:56 GMT -5
Reiji was able to come himself down a little bit to keep his jaw from hurting. "Y'know, I just lost the Game Ace."
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Post by Ace on Mar 11, 2010 1:17:21 GMT -5
Ace shook his head, holding up one hand to tell Reiji to wait a minute. But then he said... "I have a feeling, Reiji...that... This is Sparta..."
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Post by Reiji on Mar 11, 2010 8:36:26 GMT -5
Reiji was rolling on the ground laughing as hard as he could. "Hey Ace, All your base are belong to us."
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Post by Ace on Mar 11, 2010 15:34:15 GMT -5
Ace fell to the ground himself, laughing uncontrollably. After several seconds, he finally managed, "O rly?"
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Post by Reiji on Mar 11, 2010 16:03:50 GMT -5
Reiji looked real serious for a second, and then replied with. "YA RLY!" And then he couldn't hold himself back anymor
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Post by Ace on Mar 11, 2010 17:29:42 GMT -5
Ace struggled to keep his composure. "Y'know..." he started. "Gravity Cat Not Amused." His expression remained still for a moment more, and then he started laughing again.
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Post by Reiji on Mar 11, 2010 18:10:39 GMT -5
Reiji flew into the air looked down at Ace. "IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!"
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Post by Ace on Mar 11, 2010 18:27:55 GMT -5
Ace looked up at Reiji, then cocked his head to the left for a second. "WTF-" And then the sound of an explosion happened.
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